THE WANDERING BOOK

You found this book, or it found you.
Or maybe the universe just got tired of carrying it around and dropped it in your lap.

The Mission

Turn Left

This book has no audience. Yet.

It's a genre-fluid time-travel buddy-flick heist comedy about an amnesiac hero with a spatula and a one-eyed interdimensional smartass with a love story tucked in between the pages.

It's analog. It's intentional. It's a little bit ridiculous.
And if you're reading this, you're already part of it.

IF ONE OF THESE BOOKS LANDED IN YOUR HANDS:

Congratulations. You've been drafted into a secret society of just-right weirdos.

Here's how this works:

Read it. Or don't. Crack it open and see if it clicks. If it doesn't, skip ahead 50 pages and see if it lands. It's okay. You're not going to read it in order anyway.
If you love it, tell someone. Better yet, hand them the book. This whole cantankerous operation runs on the energy of actual humans passing actual objects to other actual humans who might get it.
If you hate it, that's fine too. But please route it to someone who might love what you couldn't stand. According to the transitive property and Gurney Poe's Sixth Rule of Unintended Consequences, your "this is too weird" is most decidedly someone else's all-night jam.

Keep it moving. This book wants to wander. Push it toward its people.

HOW TO SPOT THE PERFECT RECIPIENT:

You know someone. You do.

That person. You know exactly who they are.

Give them the book.

ONE MORE THING

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